Anti Jeff The Killer Stamp

REMAKE: (It's better and has more points to why this is a terrible story: observer----1034.deviantart.co…)

WARNING: RANT


Yes that's right Jeff The Killer fan girls, you may knock down my walls and burn me over a flaming cross for this, but this story is the WORST, MOST HORRIBLE, CLICHED.... If I can even call this monstrosity a story, PUKE WORTHY JUMBLE OF WORDS I HAVE EVER READ






If I offend anyone, I really don't care...

Why this story is terrible you ask?

1) Jeff and his family moved into a rich neighborhood right? Explain why 12 year old's got their hands of fully loaded guns and attack him for no reason

2) The Jeff The Killer mascot is nothing more than a Mary Sue of The Joker 

3) Typo's, Typo's everywhere

4) The storyline relies on constant gore for shock factor

5) Jeff mom logic "Oh look my son has gone insane and has sliced his face open, you know I could take him to the hospital, but no, lets get a fucking shotgun and shoot him " 

6) three things to point out here, if Jeff had burnt his eyelids out, how did he do it without damaging his eyes? second thing if Jeff had magicly managed to burn out his eyelids, dust and hair would get into his eyes causing him to go blind almost instantly, third thing, if he had sliced the side of his mouth open, the amount of blood he would loose would kill him in minutes

7) Probably the saddest thing, the apparent "Photo" Of Jefff The Killer (This >> <<) Guess what it is? A photoshop of a 19 year old girl who had commited suicide due to bullying, and one of you sick fucks had taken a picture of her and photoshopped it to be looked at as something evil...


And before you say "BOT OBSARVAR EETS A STOREE!!!11!!!!!" Creepypasta is MEAN'T to be realistic


SO there Jeff The Killer is a terrible, unrealistic story with a lazily designed mascot, end of rant